Eat the Rich - t-shirt
$35.99
What do you get when you cross Wall Street satire with gas-station-shirt energy and a heavy dose of “bad-on-purpose” brilliance? This.
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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What do you get when you cross Wall Street satire with gas-station-shirt energy and a heavy dose of “bad-on-purpose” brilliance? This.
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
What do you get when you cross Wall Street satire with gas-station-shirt energy and a heavy dose of “bad-on-purpose” brilliance? This.
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!