What do you get when you cross Wall Street satire with gas-station-shirt energy and a heavy dose of “bad-on-purpose” brilliance? This.
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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What do you get when you cross Wall Street satire with gas-station-shirt energy and a heavy dose of “bad-on-purpose” brilliance? This.
Featuring a bear vomiting Benjamins, a wolf howling at capitalism, and a rogues’ gallery of billionaires and political power-brokers caught mid-gasp under a cosmic sky, this tee is pure fever dream. The bold “EAT THE RICH” banner arcs over the scene like a redneck rallying cry meets punk rock prophecy.
Perfect for:
• Turning heads at protests
• Making awkward Thanksgiving dinners more awkward
• Wearing ironically, unironically, or meta-ironically
• Reminding billionaires their money can’t buy taste (or mercy)
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a full-throated, money-spewing, wolf-howling middle finger to late-stage capitalism. And yes, it glows under blacklight. Probably.
Runs true to size. Smells faintly of revolution. Made in USA.
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
